ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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