I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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