Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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