What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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