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• (607): View more from New York

  : am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?

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  Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.

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  Is that considered a cock block?

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?

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• (716): View more from New York

  I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober

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• (954): View more from Florida

  well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?

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• (716): View more from New York

  the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.

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