I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
tell me about the eggs
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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