Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Found your dick twin last night
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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