I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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