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Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night

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(734): View more from Michigan

the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls

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(812): View more from Indiana

We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock

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(406): View more from Montana

you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday

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(707): View more from California

I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER

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(304): View more from West Virginia

It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.

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