He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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