Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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