So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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