He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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