There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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