Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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