porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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