it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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