what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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