I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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