Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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