he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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