Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Congratulations! We have a period
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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