it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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