Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I need a beard to bite.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
So apparently I’m into choking now
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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