Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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