can we get nightvision for the apartment?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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