If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
it's like iHOP with fire
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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