it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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