Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
