Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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