yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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