who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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