I am full of burrito and curiosity
nutella sex= disaster
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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