pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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