I feel like I'm in dance class right now
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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