had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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