Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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