i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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