I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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