He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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