I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
