she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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