It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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