That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Terrible idea I love it
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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