when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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