doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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