I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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