I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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