the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
