She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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